Microsoft stock continues to go nowhere, but Steve Ballmer has a plan!

The kind of CEO backside kissing that Businessweek brings to journalism is truly special. You'll want to read the following article for proof if you can stomach it--

Steve Ballmer Reboots

... because, after all according to BW, Steve Ballmer is all about "Cooler tech, more energy, higher profit—the Microsoft CEO is out to prove Steve Jobs wrong and make Redmond relevant again."

BusinessWeek Butts into a Billionaire's Wedding (Larry Page)

File this story under: You've Got to be Kidding Me.

Here's BusinessWeek, the national business magazine, taking time out of its very busy publishing schedule, asking the question: Billionaire Marriages: Why Get Hitched?

New York Magazine gets it right with the following commentary:

Since there are only about 500 people in the country who need this advice, and they're probably not going to get it from Business Week, this all feels eerily pointed. Something you want to tell us, Zoe? Speak now — or forever hold your peace!

BusinessWeek, get back to work!!! Really, now.

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