Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Facebook billionaire trashes California countryside

Facebook billionaire Sean Parker has apparently trashed the California countryside in an unintended, environmentally unfriendly way in preparing for his recent wedding.

No worries, he has offered to pay $2.5 million for this wedding day miscalculation of not being aware he actually needed a permit in the Big Sur, Ventana area to launch and celebrate the festivities.

The California Coastal Commission has reached a settlement with the Facebook billionaire as a form of environmental payola.